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Post by Kam on Feb 23, 2011 2:07:00 GMT -5
There is a large vase full of exotic flowers on the counter. The flowers have no tag. A glass of water has been spilled across the floor, and is laid on its side several inches from the comedian's hand. Two bottles of water remain on the counter, next to the flowers. His naval uniform is still hanging crisply from a hangar behind the door. His bag of things sits on the floor under the counter. Within his bag there is a change of clothes - Navy blue sweatpants, mouthwash, a toothbrush, toothpaste, hand sanitizer, wetnaps, a Tide stain pen, deodorant, his wallet, his iPhone, and a map of the DC area. In his wallet there's his driver's license, his military ID, credit cards, $200 in cash, and pictures of him with a blonde woman and two little girls, with several people in uniform, with President W Bush, and with an as of yet unidentified man. In his phone there are several recent calls: Crabby McCrabbypants - two calls at 4:38pm and 5:25pm The Sexiest Woman On Earth - called at 12:03pm Washington Navy Yard - called at 9:49am Anyone assigned to investigate the crime scene may make these discoveries.
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